Saturday, April 12, 2025

TCMFF Madness, Baby – 2025

 



Wow, I'm really running late this year. Normally, I have this up within a few days of the schedule being released. Last week, the schedule has dropped for the TCM Classic Film Festival (TCMFF) April 24–27, 2025. As usual, I'll be doing my picks in NCAA tournament format brackets. I'm only list films (not Club TCM programs etc.). I do sometimes switch gears and pick up Club TCM program or at least bits and pieces of one. Without any further adieu, let's look at the matchups.

Thursday

Early Evening

My first choice would be Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, but that is not included on my Media pass, so I'm faced with the other options. To be honest, none the films in the first group really impressed me a lot. I will probably go with Suspicion. It is a Hitchcock movie but it's fairly low down on my list of great Hitchcock movies. I watch it when it comes on, but mostly for the sake of seeing the lesbian dinner guest. I could just as easily go with Moonlight and Pretzels, but with it being in the dreaded House 4, I think Suspicion is a much safer bet. 




Late Evening

The second matchup gets tough. I do like Blithe Spirit, but I love Mothra, so it takes it in the first round. I'm not a huge fan of Hud, but I really love Pat and Mike. Spencer Tracey and Katherine Hepburn are amazing together, and this is one of their best. Plus, I saw Mothra in the theater a few years ago. I don't think I can pass up seeing Katherine Hepburn kick Charles Bronson's ass, so I'm going to go with Pat and Mike





Friday

Morning

In the top bracket, I'm going to drop Mrs. Miniver right away, never really did much of anything for me. That leaves a very tough choice of Thunderball, probably my all-time favorite Bond movie, and The Incredible Shrinking Man, a really great 1950s sci-fi movie. Well, I saw The Incredible Shrinking Man in the theater several years ago, so I'm going with Thunderball. In the lower bracket, while it would be cool to see Cinderella and Mario Cantone and the inside of the El Capitan Theatre, Cinderella is one of only Disney animated features that I don't have strong feelings for. I'm going to go with The Divorcee. Timewise, The Divorcee works out a lot better, but I still can't miss Sean Connery in his bright orange wetsuit. Thunderball takes it. 



Mid-Day

I've only seen Heaven Knows Mr. Allison once and it was really good, but Babe has a soft spot for me. There was a point where my son when he was about 4 used to watch Babe every single day, in fact, multiple times every day, and I never got sick of it. I got to go with Babe. Next up we have Servants' Entrance and The Time Machine. My first choice would be The Time Machine, but with it being in Theater 4, I think I'm going to save myself the aggrivation. Looking at Servants' Entrance, I'd never even heard of the film. Reading the description, it seems very cool, and it does give me a bigger window of time to get some food, so Servants' Entrance it is.




Afternoon

This block is one of those blocks we're not super psyched on anything. Yes, I do like Superman, but I'm more of a Batman guy to be honest. Bringing Up Baby I will watch but it's mostly for Cary Grant slipping in that gay line. Katherine Hepburn in Bringing Up Baby is kind of a sociopath, and it just doesn't work for me. If I have to choose, and I do, I would go with Bringing Up Baby. I've always thought it was somewhat overrated, maybe seeing it in the theater would change that for me. Then again, this might be a really good time to get food, real food, hot food comes on a plate, and you have time to sit down and eat it. If anyone else is feeling the same way, let me know. Maybe, we can go grab a meal.




Early Evening

This block really isn't much of a battle. The Lady Eve is a huge favorite of mine. I'm going with with it all the way. 




Late Evening

I feel the same way about Now Voyager as I do about The Lady Eve. There's no way I can miss it. I do really like Clueless. It's a great great movie. If something weird happens like I get locked out of Now Voyager I will probably be hoofing it over to the Roosevelt pool for whatever's left of Clueless, but there's nothing quite like Now Voyager.




Midnight

On to midnight, I really want to love The Rocky Horror Picture Show. I don't. I've only seen it once. Now, I know the point of Rocky is the audience dressing up and yelling things at the screen but the time I saw it, I wasn't all that impressed. The people yelling we're not yelling in unison so you couldn't really hear what they were saying, and you couldn't hear the movie either, It just didn't work for me. I think with the right cast, and by cast I mean, the right audience interacting with the movie, I'm sure I'd love it. I just don't know whether this is the right cast. I figure you're going to have a bunch of people who haven't seen it in a whole lot of years, and they're all coming from different parts of the country. I know that the regional variances to what people say at the screenings, and I just think I'm going to have the same problem I had with it before. I think I'm going to save The Rocky Horror Picture Show for a midnight screening where I know the people really have it dialed in and then watch it there. I really do want to love it. I just question whether this is the screening that will do it for me. Besides, midnight movies are really a killer at TCMFF I think my time would be better spent having a drink or two. 


Saturday

Morning

I would absolutely love to see Ben-Hur, but I don't think I can take up two blocks to do so. Normally, my first choice here in the top bracket would be Earth vs. the Flying Saucers but reading the description of Daisy Kenyon gave me second thoughts. The main reason for this is not the movie itself, and not even that it's being shown in nitrate. The first film I saw in nitrate was Laura at TCMFF many years ago, and I was one of the people that walked out of the theater thinking nitrate schmitrate, but if you read the description for the event, they will also be showing a 7-minute short film by Bill Morrison called "Ghost of the Past." In 2019 I think, I saw a short Bill Morrison film called "Light is Calling" from 2004. It's a nitrate film where the disintegration of the film is so overwhelming that you would think it's unwatchable, but in the middle of the screen the images emerge and at times become crystal clear and then distort in amazing ways, and set to music. It was absolutely mesmerizing and beautiful. I assume that "Ghost of the Past" is something similar. If you are on the fence about Daisy Kenyon, go to YouTube and find "Light is Calling," and see if that pushes you one way or another. That said, it's up against Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Does anybody know where I can find some coconut shells?



Mid-Day

I think I have seen Colossus: The Forbin Process, and normally there would be no contest between it and Mildred Pierce but Colossus is a special presentation of Ben Burtt  and Craig Barron. Their presentations are always amazing and not to be missed. Throw in the star of the movie, Eric Braeden, and the choice here is very easy. 



Afternoon

Most of the time, I think To Be or Not to Be would win out over Back to the Future. But To Be or Not to Be is being shown in Theater 4, so I think I'm going to save myself the nightmare and go with Back to the Future. Though it is possible I could blow off everything this block, and get some food again. And no, it doesn't have to be pizza. 



Early Evening

This is probably my toughest choice the entire festival. I really love The Birdcage. It's one of those movies that I probably seen about 20 or 30 times. Whenever it comes on, I always end up watching it, and sometimes I'll throw in the DVD even though I've seen it recently just because I feel like it. Sadly, it is up against Jaws. I love Jaws. Someone pointed that Jaws is not all that hard to see in the theater, and that is true. There is a theater here in San Diego that shows Jaws pretty much every 4th of July weekend. So yes I could see it on this big screen otherwise. But we're not talking about just Jaws, we're talking about Jaws a new restoration at the Egyptian with what I assume will be a full house. Besides, I already made buttons for Jaws, so it's got to happen.



Late Evening

While Animal Crackers is very tempting, I Love You Again is so good, but by the time Jaws gets out, I think I would have missed too much of it, a damn shame, but this often happens with the poolside screenings. They often don't align well with the other films, so if you see the entire thing from start to finish you end up taking up two blocks most of the time. In the bottom bracket it all comes down to Blade Runner and The Wiz. I'd like to say that the spunky contender The Wiz is able to take out the heavyweight champion of Blade Runner but I really don't see that happening, especially since Blade Runner is in the Egyptian, and The
Wiz
is at the multiplex. 




Midnight

I remember seeing Wild at Heart when it first came out, on VHS probaby. Sadly I don't remember very much about it, so I think I'm going to give the midnight movie a pass again.



Sunday

Last day, it all went so fast, or it will have.

Morning

I am not a fan of All This and Heaven Too or 2001: A Space Odyssey, yes I know for the latter, that is almost sacrilege, but I really think there's only about 20 minutes worth of story in 2001 and it's a 2 hour 40 minute movie. That just doesn't sit right with me. It doesn't make up for the brilliant visuals, and that last psychedelic bit goes on the way way way too long. This leaves it between Oklahoma! and Spirited Away. I do love both films, I'm leaning toward Spirited Away right now mostly because the timing is better. But I might call an audible and switch to Oklahoma!



Mid-Day

I am not a fan of Splendor in the Grass, so Diamond Jim advances. I do like Apocalypse Now, probably better than To Catch a Thief, but Apocalype Now is a long movie, and it starts late, messing up everything in the next block. To Catch a Thief  like Suspicion is fairly far down on my list of Hitchcock movies, but it does get the nod. To be honest in this block, the right TBA could be perfect.




Afternoon

Normally, I would say that Sunset Boulevard up against The Talk of the Town is a really tough choice. But considering that I saw Sunset Boulevard at TCMFF however many years ago with star Nancy Olson introducing, I'm going to go with The Talk of the Town. This is not the type of film you get to see in the theater very often or ever. Again, I might be lured away by the right TBA film.




Early Evening

This is another tough call. Heat with Michael Mann introducing, would be great but it starts late and wipes out the next block. Also it gets out late which means I would miss more of the closing night party, a favorite event of the whole Festival. I think I'm going to go with Fantastic Voyage, provided there isn't a TBA monkey wrench thrown into the mix. 




Late Evening

My first choice here is Beau Geste all the way, but I'm leaning toward getting dinner and getting to the closing night party right when it gets started. 


That's it. Those are my picks for this year's TCM Film Festival. I hope you enjoyed it. See you all in a couple of weeks.

Tuesday, April 1, 2025

TCMFF Survival Guide Part 3 – Preserving Your Sanity

 


This will be my tenth time attending the TCM Classic Film Festival (TCMFF), held April 27 to 27, 2025 in Hollywood (not counting the At Home editions TCM did during the lock down). In addition, I have been going to Comic-Con and other fan conventions for decades, so I know what it’s like to spend four or five days in a strange city living out of a hotel room and running around from the time you get up in the morning until the time you collapse in your room late at night. 

This is the ninth version of this guide, and it's now split up into four parts:

  • Part 0 was posted in late September and covers when you should come and where your should stay.
  • Part 1 covers the nuts and bolts of how TCMFF works. 
  • Part 2 covers making the most of your experience. 
  • Part 3 (this part) covers trying to preserve your sanity in the craziness of TCMFF.

I think we're far enough past the pandemic to not have to worry about COVID-19, but it is still around. Rest assured that if the situation changes, TCM will take whatever steps are necessary to keep those attending safe. That said, in 2023, I tested positive for COVID on Sunday morning and had to miss the entire day.  Still, I did get a booster vaccine a couple months ago. In all honesty, I'm probably not going to wear a mask unless something weird happens. (It plays hell with my mustache game.) I will bring some masks and a test kit just to be safe.

With that out of the way, let's move on.

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Food



This section covers trying to get some sustenance during TCMFF. I know you’re going to be running around trying not to miss anything, but seriously, try to eat something besides movie theater popcorn and Red Vines over the four days.

There are a ton of restaurants in the immediate area, both fast food and regular sit-down restaurants, but bear in mind that the transition times between screenings can be relatively short, so don’t count on being able to have enough time to get a regular meal between screenings. If you’re a coffee drinker like me, you might want to pick up something like a sandwich or a bagel and a piece of fruit with your latte in the morning. You can put in your bag and eat on the go later. 

I am very happy to say that there is a CVS Pharmacy, a Subway, and a Target very close to TCMFF, located a block west of the TCL Chinese IMAX/Hollywood Roosevelt on the north side of the Hollywood Blvd. The Target appears to be a full-size Target on two levels, and like most Targets these days, it has groceries. Obviously, not as good as a regular grocery store, but good enough for most things. Also, Target might come in handy if you need something like a USB charger or if your earbuds go belly up. Both Target and CVS open at 8 am. If you got there, right at 8 am and could manage to get in and out in 15 minutes, you could probably make it to almost any 9 am screening a half hour early. Sadly, the Subway doesn't open until 9 am, but there is a Subway smartphone app. You might be able to set up your order ahead of time and hit send right when a film ends and get down there and back in a very short window. For things like snacks, the CVS Pharmacy might be faster, though by Sunday, that particular CVS usually looks a bit like Cindy Lou Who's house after the Grinch had visited, nothing but hooks and wires. To be honest, I'm half expecting the Target to look that way by Sunday as well. There is also a Walgreens drug store on Hollywood Blvd, just west of Highland Ave. Hours of operation:

  • Target, 8 am to 10 pm, 7 days
  • CVS Pharmacy, 8 am to 10 pm, 7 days; pharmacy hours, 10 am to 1:30 pm and 2 pm to 6 pm, Mon–Sat and 10 am to 1:30 and 2 pm to 5 pm, Sun
  • Subway, 9 am to 11 pm, Mon–Sat and 9 am to 10 pm, Sun. There is other fast food in the immediate area. I mention Subway specifically because a sandwich tends to fit in your bag pretty well if you're trying to sneak it into the theater
  • Walgreens, 9 am to midnight, 7 days, couldn't find pharmacy hours on their web site

If you have special dietary needs, and you need a real grocery store, your best bets are the following:

  • Ralphs (7257 Sunset Blvd). Full service grocery store, should have a deli and salad bar and open 5 am to 1 am, 7 days. About 8 blocks away, but not in the direction of any of the other TCMFF venues, dammit.
  • Ralphs (1233 N La Brea Ave). Full service grocery store, should have a deli and salad bar and open 5 am to 1 am, 7 days. Again about 8 blocks away, but on the map, it looks marginally further than the Ralphs on Sunset. Also, it too is not in the general direction of any of the other TCMFF venues. Possibly, this might be worth the extra walk as it takes you past Jim Henson Co. (historic former home of Charlie Chaplin Studios, 1416 North La Brea Ave). See photo below.

This door is just steps from the street
1416 La Brea Ave (east side of street)

  • Trader Joe's (1600 Vine St). About 12 blocks away (going the same direction you'd go to get to the Egyptian Theatre) and open 9 am to 9 pm, 7 days; it is quite a walk, but only about 2 blocks from the Hollywood Vine Metro station if that helps

Restaurants



I toyed with the idea of doing a restaurant guide, but I've only eaten at a handful of them, since I'm only up there once a year. Still, there are a few landmarks that deserve mention:

Musso and Frank Grill (6667 Hollywood Blvd) – Hollywood's oldest restaurant. Kind of pricey, but the food and service is excellent. Open 5 pm to 11 pm, Tue-Sat, 4 pm to 10 pm, Sun. Closed Mondays. If you want to go to Musso and Frank, especially if you want a busy time or have a larger party, you should probably make reservations soon. Everybody tries to go to Musso and Frank during TCMFF, so getting in without a reservation might be a problem.

Micelli's (1646 N Las Palmas Ave) – Opened in 1949, moderately priced and very good Italian food. Open 11:30 am to 9:00 pm, 7 days

Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel – Obviously not a restaurant, but they do have a number of dining options. If you've been to TCMFF before, you've probably eaten in the Roosevelt's burger restaurant, 25 Degrees. Pricey, but if you're destined to pay $20 for a burger, you could do worse. Sadly, they no longer make their Guinness Milkshake. In addition to 25 Degrees, you can get casual dining food at the Tropicana Bar poolside and Rosy Café behind the pool. Also at the Roosevelt, Shirley Brasserie is looks to be a very good and very expensive sit-down restaurant.

If you only get one real meal the whole four days at TCMFF, you couldn't go wrong with Musso and Frank or Micelli's. The problem is it's very difficult to find time for a restaurant with the roughly one-hour time window between blocks of films. Still, there's nothing that says, that you have to go to a movie in every block. Actually, one year when my wife was attending (she doesn't go every year), we ended up taking a break most days (skipping one block) and getting one good meal at the expense of a screening. It was kind of worth it. Also, sometimes a short 70-minute film or a presentation at Club TCM can give you enough time to get a real meal. 

To be perfectly honest, there are a ton of restaurants in the area. If you do a Google Maps search on Restaurants near Hollywood and Highland, you'll see a lot of good options, most of which have 4 star or better user ratings. Each year, I take some time in the weeks leading to TCMFF, to digitally scout out the area, that way, I have an idea of where things are and what types of food are available. It helps. Bear in mind that running a restaurant is a very tough business, especially in a place with rents as high as Hollywood. That little place that you found last year may or may not still be there. You might want to check first.

Other Food Tips

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Yeah, I know I sound like your mother, but if you skip breakfast, you’re already off to a bad start. Me, I’ve never been real big on the breakfast bars, but if you like them, and they work for you, pick up a box and take some with you. In fact, bring a couple extra. You might find yourself in line with someone who’s totally famished. A 75-cent breakfast bar could earn you a friend for life. Me, I need my coffee in the morning. Fortunately, most coffee places have something that passes for breakfast, so I usually get breakfast at the same time. Plus, if they have sandwiches or salad, I might pick one up and put it in my bag for later.

Hungry late? A good bet is In-N-Out Burger, a Southern California burger chain, 7009 Sunset Blvd, corner of Sunset and North Orange Dr., three blocks south of the Hollywood Roosevelt. They have a really simple menu, but have a secret menu that is probably the worst kept secret ever. My favorite is protein style burger, no bun wrapped in big leaves of lettuce so you can eat like a normal burger, great if you’re doing the low-carb thing. They are open until 10:30 am to 1 am, Sunday to Thursday and to 1:30 am, Friday and Saturday.

Water

You should try to do some of that too. I usually get a six pack of bottled water for the room and put one in my bag each the morning. Then at least, I get some water during the day.

Drink


We all like to think we can hold our liquor like Nick and Nora Charles, but realistically no one can. I know you’re on vacation and want to have a good time, but keep in mind, you’re probably going to want to be up early the next morning for whatever screening. If you do overdo, take some aspirin and force yourself to drink some water before you collapse in bed. It won’t prevent the inevitable hangover, but it might take the edge off a little bit. 

I'm sure if you asked, the good folks at TCM would say don't bring your own alcohol to TCMFF, but in the past, they have had a flask for sale in the TCM Boutique, so I'm going to call that mixed signals and act accordingly. Just don't abuse it.

FYI, drinks in the Hollywood Roosevelt are crazy expensive (figure on $20 a drink and you won't be far off). In the past, they have had complementary beer and wine in Club TCM in the evenings. Not sure about this year. If it happens, score. Of course, the problem for me is that Club TCM closes at midnight, and most of the time I don't make it back from the last screening before it closes. 

There are other bars in the area. Unfortunately, I can't speak for many of them. I have been in Boardner's several times, and it is a cool kind of whole-in-the-wall place with reasonably priced drinks by Hollywood standards anyway. Located at 1652 North Cherokee Ave just south of Hollywood Blvd (about a block and a half east of the Egyptian Theater), I mention it mostly because of the history. Boardner's has been open since 1942. Lawrence Tierney used to start fights in the joint, though to be fair, he started fights in a lot of places. Black Dahlia murder victim, Elizabeth Short, is rumored to have had her last drink there. Then again in Hollywood, there's a city ordinance that if your bar was open in 1947, you get to claim she had her last drink there. Patrons over the years have included Robert Mitchum, Tommy Dorsey, Errol Flynn, W.C. Fields, Lucille Ball, Charles Bukowski, and Donald Sutherland. Boardner's does serve food and they make a pretty good burger. They open at 5 pm with a Happy Hour, Mon-Sat, 5 to 8 pm and Sunday all night. According to the menu, you can get CBD shot with any drink for $5, gotta love California. Bear in mind that it can get pretty noisy in the place, so if you want to have an intimate conversation about The Lady Eve, you might want to try someplace else. 

Weather



I can guarantee you that it will not snow. Beyond that, all bets are off. Personally, I like to check the 10-day forecast for Los Angeles about a week out. That should give you a ballpark idea of what to plan for. Then check the forecast again, a couple of days before you leave and make any necessary adjustments. I’ve lived in San Diego my whole life, and we have weather pretty comparable to LA/Hollywood. Generally speaking, weather in Southern California is pretty mild in the spring. It might get a little chilly in the evenings, but most of the time a light jacket or sweater is good enough. Having said all of that, what you mostly need to worry about is one of the following rather obnoxious extremes:

  • Extreme heat – While not common in April, temperatures in the 90s do happen in the spring, and bear in mind that you might be standing in line in the sun during the hottest part of the day. I honestly don’t remember standing in the sun very often over the years. I do know that at the Chinese IMAX, the line might run out of the mall and into an area with no shade. At the Egyptian Theater, seems to me that part of the line was in the shade and part of it was in the sun. Even if we get mild weather, sunscreen is highly recommended and maybe even a hat or possibly an umbrella. If you don’t have room to pack a hat, consider buying a cheap one when you get here and just toss it at the end of the trip. 
  • Rain – The song says, it never rains in Southern California, but people always forget that the end of the chorus is, it pours, man, it pours. Very very true, both literally and figuratively. Hollywood doesn’t get a lot of rain, but there are times, when it comes down in buckets. Because we don’t get a lot of rain out here, we tend to hopelessly ill-prepared for it. Streets flood. Hotel lobbies flood. In August of last year, they were predicting a hurricane in Southern California. It was downgraded to a tropical storm by the time it got here. LA took the brunt of it, and they had massive flooding and mudslides. I’m not saying that’s going to happen, but it could. That’s where your forecast will help. If you’re coming from a different part of the country, you’re probably already way better prepared than we are here. Even if the forecast doesn’t call for rain, if you have an umbrella that packs easy, bring it. You're probably not going to be able find one easy walking distance from the Festival, especially if it's raining.
  • Wind – I wouldn't have thought this would be an issue, but in 2019, the wind on the Monday before TCMFF was a strong as I've seen in Southern California. It was blowing branches off of palm trees onto Hollywood Blvd. It's a rare occurrence in the spring, but it does happen. 

Clothing

This section covers what to wear. By and large, Southern California is pretty casual. You often see people in nice restaurants looking like they just stepped off the beach. If you’re attending the opening night Red Carpet screening, a suit for men and cocktail dress for women is recommended, although a tux or formal gown wouldn’t be out of place either. 

For the rest of the Festival, some people dress up and some people dress down. Me, I do a little of both, shorts and a t-shirt during the day and something dressy at night, provided I can find the time to change. If you only plan to dress up once or twice, opening night and/or the closing night party are your best bets.

You don't see a lot of cosplay (people in costumes) at TCMFF, but it does happen. Lately, the poolside screenings have been skewed toward titles that encourage dress-up, Hawaiian shirts for Blue Hawaii or 80s garb for Fast Times at Ridgemont High. I would look for that again this year. If you want to dress up as a cowboy for Gunfight at the O.K. Corral or army fatigues for Apocalypse Now, people would dig it. Just remember, even if the do show The Jazz Singer, blackface is not okay. In 2019, A woman wore a very good version of Scarlet O'Hara's curtain dress to the closing night party. It was awesome.



All things considered, with the exception of the possible exception of the Egyptian Theatre, most everything is pretty centrally located, but you will do a fair amount of walking and standing. You may feel like you’re bouncing back and forth like a pinball at some point. If you have new shoes that kind of hurt your feet, and you think it will get better, it won’t. If you're dead set on wearing them, wear them as much as possible before you leave to see if it does get better. If not, leave them at home. If you really feel like you have to wear them, at the very least, consider changing into them late in the day. Remember what happened to Moira Shearer when she put on The Red Shoes. I'm not saying the wrong shoes are going to make you jump off a balcony in front of a train, but they might make you feel like you want to. If you have one pair of shoes that are really really comfortable, bring ‘em, even if they make you look like Marjorie Main.

The AC in the theaters can be pretty aggressive at times. If you get cold easily, a sweater that carries easy or even a roll-up fleece blanket that will fit into your bag is a good idea. Though this has nothing to do with clothes, the seats in theaters may not always be the greatest, so bringing a cushion might not be a bad idea either.

Gadgets



Think about the electronics you’re bringing. Are you going to be posting on Facebook to make the friends back home jealous? If so, how well does your battery do? If it barely makes it through the day sitting in your pocket, you might want to consider getting one of those portable batteries to recharge during the day. You can plug in at the start of a movie, and by the time it's done, you're up to something reasonable.

It might not be a bad idea to bring a battery anyway. Sometimes when you’re in a strange city, your phone will die just by virtue of having poor coverage and constantly trying to find a signal. It may even turn out that one of the theaters is a terrible dead zone. In years past, there were charging stations in the lobby of the TCL Chinese 6 and in Club TCM. I don't remember if they did that last year or not. Just know that the last thing you want is a dead phone. That's almost a guarantee that you'll run into Jacqueline Stewart when she has time to pose with fans. 

In 2023, I tried to post a video of the Russ Tamblyn interview before Seven Brides for Seven Brothers. Bad idea, all it did was drain my battery trying unsuccessfully to upload. By the time, I go out of the late afternoon screening, my phone was down to 2% battery. 

Think about what devices you need. Did you promise your boss that you’d check e-mail? Really? Bad idea. Tell your boss to go lay an egg. Or not. Are you planning to blog during the Festival? Can you get by doing that on your phone or do you need a tablet or laptop? You're not going to have as much time as you think you will.

If you’re counting on the hotel having Wi-Fi, it might be worth finding out whether that’s in your room (and what they charge) or only in the lobby. Hotels had a tough time with COVID, so many hotels are looking to charge/overcharge for anything they can. Look at your broadband usage and if you think it might be an issue, possibly see if you can get more from your provider for just the trip. I tend to burn through all of my data at TCMFF. That in itself was not a huge deal, but I find the constant barrage of text messages from Verizon telling me about it annoying.

You’ll definitely want to have a camera. Unless you have a very old phone, smartphone cameras are going to be good enough for most people. If the camera on yours is not, and you're due for an upgrade, now might be a good time. Keep in mind that many smartphones still do not do real well at a distance and/or in low light. Obviously, you’re not going to be taking pictures in a darkened theater, but you might want to get a shot of whoever is introducing the film and movie theater house lights tend to be less than optimum for photography. Think about how important those pictures are. It might be kind of a trade off, sitting in the first couple of rows might be good for getting pictures of whoever is introducing the film, but be bad for watching the film. Sometimes, if the theater isn't crowded you can change seats after the intro, but if it's full, you're not going to be able to.

If you're a camera-bug and can't imagine going on vacation without your camera, by all means, bring it. If you have a good point-and-shoot camera and you're on the fence about bringing it, go to a restaurant with poor lighting and see how well it does vs. your phone. Try out things like the zoom and take a picture of the bartender across the room. An optical zoom might make enough of a difference to be worth carrying a second device. If it's small, maybe bring it anyway and carry with you the first day. Make a point of taking pictures with both the camera and your phone. Then compare the results and see if a real camera is worth the trouble, though keep in mind that the screen on the back of the camera is probably not as high resolution as your phone. Zoom in on faces and see if you're getting better detail.

Make sure you take the time to free up space on your device's storage or look into cloud storage if you haven't already. The last thing you want is to find yourself standing next to Eddie Muller and realize you have to figure out which pictures from your cousin’s wedding you can live without. The mistake I made one year was to wait until late the night before we left to empty out my phone. I started moving the files and saw, About 45 minutes remaining.... Aw man, I need to go to bed.

Obviously, all these gadgets will need to be charged, so don’t forget to pack the appropriate chargers. You might be able to find a charger for your current iPhone or Android device, but  finding a charger for your old iPad could be a problem.

Note on Selfies

Do you take a lot of selfies? Yes? Okay, move on. You'll be fine. If not, take some time to practice. Hardly anybody hands their phone off to someone else to take a picture these days. You really need to know how to take selfies. If you're not comfortable doing it, it's going to show. Everyone else will be smiling and happy, because The Freshman was hilarious, and you'll look like you're trying to figure your taxes. One thing I noticed that I do is I look at the button and not at the lens, so everyone looks like they're looking right into the camera, and I'm looking just slightly to the side. It's weird. If you feel it would help, go on YouTube and search for Taking Better Selfies. Possibly, even search for the camera features on your phone. There may be things that you were unaware of. Again, if there's a camera feature that sounds cool, you're probably better off figuring it out at home, not when you're on Hollywood Blvd.

Avoid Changing Routine

Think about how you live your life. If you absolutely can't by on less than 8 hours sleep, you probably shouldn't attempt watching both midnight movies and attending a screening in every block on the schedule. There just aren't that many hours in the day. If you are a big breakfast-is-the-most-important-meal-of-the-day person, don't skip breakfast during TCMFF. 

Me, I normally drink coffee during the day into the late afternoon. Then at TCMFF, I would have a cup in the morning and not have time for any the rest of the day and wonder why I was falling asleep on the late screenings. Now, I make sure to stay properly caffeinated. The key here is staying properly caffeinated. Going back to your hotel, wired on a double latte, and staring at the ceiling until four in the morning is not a lot better than falling asleep at 5 or 6:00 because you didn't have enough. You can probably increase your caffeine intake by a little bit, but don't overdo it.

A friend told me that she normally drinks tea for caffeine, but didn't want to have to use the restroom all the time at TCMFF. Turns out Jelly Belly makes Extreme Sports Beans, caffeinated jelly beans. Brilliant. You can order them on Amazon, might be hit or miss at brick and mortar stores. Probably stores that sell nutritional supplements are your best bet.


About 25 Jelly Belly Size Beans, 100 Calories
and About Equivalent to Half an 8 oz. Cup of Coffee

I ordered them in 2019, but I would be wary of ordering the cheapest priced ones. I decided to save a few bucks by going to one of the "other" sellers. They either weren't exactly fresh or had been stored improperly and when I opened the packages, they were more of a jelly slab than individual beans. Your mileage may vary.

A couple years ago, the cafeteria at work started selling these little tiny candy bars, 80 calories and the caffeine equivalent of half a cup of coffee. You can order them on their web site or Amazon. They do have a store locator on the web site, and they seem to be a little easier to find than they used to be.

Awake Caffeinated Chocolates, About Same Size
As a Fun-Size Candy Bar, 80 Calories, and 
About Equivalent to Half an 8 oz. Cup of Coffee

There may be certain things that you can't avoid. Say you normally go to bed at 9:00, and you know you're going to be staying up later. Try to compensate by forcing yourself to stay awake later in the week or so before the Festival. If you do need to make changes, try to not go overboard. It's really easy to swing too far the other direction.

Con Crud

COVID notwithstanding, people who go to a lot of events can attest that they can be a great place to get sick. You travel across the country, don't get much sleep, don't eat right, and spend lots of time in close quarters with hundreds if not thousands of strangers. It's like living in a Petri dish for several days. It's one thing if you get sick after you get home, but getting sick in the middle of TCMFF would suck, and not in a good way. I like to take Airborne, Emergen C, or something similar the morning I leave and each day while I’m there. Does it guarantee that you won’t get sick? No, but it couldn't hurt.

As mentioned before, a couple years ago, I got COVID last year and had to miss all of Sunday. It sucked. Last year, I said I was probably going to wearing a mask in the screenings and in line, That didn't happen, but I am going to bring one just to be safe.

Shameless Plug

A couple years ago, I broke down and ordered some enamel pins (to sell). They came out really nice, but I still haven't broken even on them.



I will be selling them in-person at TCMFF, $10 cash. It helps keep me in drinking money.